Monday, August 29, 2011

Entry #937

Went on a 50 minute walk. Felt fucking hungry. I'm sitting at home now waiting for my steak to finish.

I'm no chef but I think I make a pretty badass steak. Use organic butter with live microbial cultures, cook the steak (I use chuck because it has more fat) until rare, and drench with olive oil and feta cheese. You're on your way to becoming Kratos.

5 comments:

  1. Rare steak? That's weak. You should try blue rare, or better yet just bite it straight from the source.

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  2. Stove, in a pan, on medium, while singing to it.

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  3. You meant while fapping to it, right?

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  4. Just scoop it up and put it on the steak for added protein.

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